12: Talking to your computer
Ever noticed the little noises you make when your computer is being slow, or isn't doing what you want? You either yell at it ("Stupid piece of CRAP"), or encourage it ("come on... Just load. Please?").
It's 100x worse when you're showing someone something. My favourite is waiting for something to load (because it always takes longer with an audience) and you sit there going "Chh chhh chh". As if making weird filler noises will make the wait less awkward. Usually followed by "it isn't usually this slow".
Haha. It kills me. Computers make us so awkward.
It's so true! But I think my computer genuinely DOES go slower with an audience!
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